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Dear insert inevitably angry deviant username here
Salutations! I just read your comment in which you heatedly responded to my latest prose, entitled, “Guide to DeviantART Popularity”. The truth is that I am very [ choose one: envious of | hateful of | feel slighted at ] the attention that others have received on this website. Because I believe that internet popularity is important, I only did this to get a few hits. I detest the people who have received [ choose one or more: Daily Devations | Daily Favorites | Daily Top Prints | News Article attention ] from the bottom of my deeply troubled and blackened soul. Let’s face it - I sure as hell haven’t received that sort of attention. Instead of actively contributing to this community, I have chosen to futilely whine, driven only by my obvious spite. Since reading your rebuttal, I have been gnashing my teeth in distraught over your justified anger, and promise that I will repent my transgressions by repeatedly stabbing my right typing hand with a [choose one: spork | lead pencil | rusty screwdriver ]. I will try not to expose this website to my obnoxiousness, immaturity, and desperate pleas for your [choose one: attention | sex | money]. I am so sorry.
With great sincerity,
`tangledweb
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